1. Breath. Suddenly gasping for air or, even worse, abrubtly passing out is in no way sexy.
2. Before the date develop an almost intimate knowledge of your tipping point. Sloppy drunk ain’t cute. IT AIN’T CUTE!
3. Never meet your date in any state of drunkeness. Drinking related side-eye is a killer.
4. If you are dating a Japanese fellow be prepared to make all the decisions or hone your innate telepathy into a sharp blade.
5. Don’t be drunk. (Yeah, I already said it twice.)
6. Clean your place completely in the morning. Go out for lunch. Clean your place completely again. Some people, two of my exes, are able to spot a stray spot of dust from five miles out. Clean is never clean enough.
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