Kung Fu Killer
“It’s not fair. Why can’t I seek revenge?”
Is David Carradine a real actor? I mean really. His acting is consistently worse than Steven Seagal. Consistently. It makes me wonder how is it that he keeps getting movies. I will say this much about him, his voice is quite pleasing. It’s actually therapeutic, but he emotes like a botox victim.
He is not the Kung Fu savior of the world!
I am watching Kung Fu Killer. This movie stars David Carradine and Daryl Hannah and this whiny Chinese kid with a very American accent.
I am actually watching the movie as I type this and it is dreadful. The acting is bad, the story is worse, and there is just nothing good about this movie. The fighting isn’t even that god because David Carradine is too fucking old to move. He did the worse kick ever a few minutes ago. He just tossed his leg up and a guy ran into it. Tossed not kicked.
Do not watch this movie unless you want to see Darryl Hannah look tired and David Carradine play Quai Chang Kaine again.
BOO!!!
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That movie looks shitty. Like a bootleg Kill Bill. But i love david carradine. You don’t know nothin about that Kwai Chang Caine.